Sometimes, late at night, I get horny. One night, recently, I was cruising through the internet for something sexy, but different. I happened onto this video of this guy from Australia who calls himself Pricasso. He paints using his penis. The guy was really kind of goofy, and reminded me a little of Wavy Gravy, the old hippie. He worked on this large canvas, and had a huge dong. He used an enormous amount of paint getting it all over himself, but his paintings weren’t bad, not great, but not as bad as I would have expected given his brush. Watching him use his weenie to paint did nothing for me, but then I began to think about it. I wonder how hard (or soft) it would be to do that? I decided to try painting with just my penis. I bought some water soluble paint safe to use on the skin, and a pad I could experiment on.
First off, I have a little dick, so I can’t do those huge canvases unless I have a little step ladder and a lot of time. So I used your basic 8 1/2 x 11 to start, this way I didn’t have to be an acrobat on top of everything else. I have been an artist, I have painted and drawn many times, so I knew the basics, but that wasn’t much help. I discovered right away that I could forget producing anything remotely realistic, because detail is impossible. Now I knew why Dickhead, excuse me, Pricasso, used such huge canvases. It was the only way he could produce detail. The small details of his paintings are the width of the head of his dick. While it is possible to produce smaller strokes it is tedious and because you are using yourself instead of a brush, it can wear you out after about ten minutes. So I saw that I needed to go for the expressionistic. Broad, wild strokes that conveyed the basic thrust of what I wanted to say with the painting. Crude, childlike renderings are to be expected at first, as I become familiar with this weird method of painting. I noticed how I could convey a basic feeling with just a few strokes. In some ways, the crudeness could work for me instead of against me. After all, a painting produced by my penis ought to be crude. This is not a subtle organ. While I don’t think my initial efforts are very good art, they nevertheless intrigue me. They are actually better than I would have expected. I expected to have a lot less control over the result.
How does it feel to brush your penis against a canvas, or, in my case, a sketch pad? It actually feels pretty damn good. It is stimulating. This is one advantage to using your penis as opposed to the more socially acceptable tools. You have this feedback loop of sensation from your imagination to the penis to the brain back to the penis, and it can get you high. Your dick becomes a literal joystick with that vibrator built in. Naturally the penis works much better as a brush when it is hard, otherwise you are basically painting with a sponge, which really limits what you can do (basically just objects viewed through a dense fog). Of course, you don’t want to get too excited, but if you concentrating on the painting and not just masturbating or fucking the paper, you will keep yourself in check. I discovered that positioning the penis differently or using different parts of the penis produce different brush strokes. Generally you can do better work with a lot of paint, because it lasts a lot longer, and you don’t have to keep dipping your dick in the paint over and over. Another annoyance is having to hold the pad with one hand as you paint, it might be better to use a stand. But probably not, because you find that you will need to move the pad around a lot to get the right position. It’s fun, but only for about a half hour or so. then you get tired of it. However, this is only if you are working from your own imagination……
I haven’t worked from a live model yet. I may never. I think it would be an interesting experience if it were a woman I was attracted to. It might be exciting for both of us. What could be more erotic between lovers than a painting of her produced by his penis? What could a woman do? Maybe she could try painting just using her tits. Is all of this disgusting? Of course it is. Unless it is your penis, then it is interesting and kind of stimulating. For now, I only know of that Prick Pricasso who has managed to make some kind of career out of this. It is a novelty. I seriously doubt this guy gets laid. He probably does the painting and gets absolutely nowhere when it comes to using his dick for anything else. But I could be wrong. Women do dig artists, and artists with big dicks are even more popular. As far as my own dick is concerned…well, it is adequate, it gets the job done, and I think anyone would be surprised that I was able to paint what I have, given the size of my penis. They say size doesn’t matter but when it comes to painting with your dick, the smaller you are the more of an acrobat you need to be, and it is a lot more work! But I admit, it would be a lot more fun to make my living painting with my penis than continuing with the job I have.
So go ahead, try it yourself, and let me know how it is for you. Please. no pictures of your dick. I don’t care about the size of your brush. But pictures of your artwork might be interesting. I think my initial efforts, featured below, are a lot like Bob Dylan’s paintings. I wonder if Bob used his prick and didn’t tell us.